I’m not sur this is the original date.  But Thanks again John, where ever you are !

How old are you?
45

What is your sign?
Cancer

What’s your occupation?
Writer and Painter. See: http://www.johnmlucas.com

Do you believe in god?
I guess. Sometimes. When I need to. God, I don’t know.

Which god or flavor of god (if any)
Not sure, but I do know it’s not the one I grew up with at First Baptist Church. Well, actually, it was not that the god was bad, it was

Do you go to church?
No

Why?
Out of the habit. Used to. Now I have coffee and read the NYTimes on Sunday.

When was the last time you had sex?
With someone else? 2 months ago. By myself. right now.

Was it safe sex?
ALWAYS

How was it?
Well done.

Was it god, worth the effort?
god. But worth the effort. For all three of us.

At what age did you loose your virginity?
16

Can you give us any details?
I was high. She was too high.

What is your favorite TV show?
The Mary Tyler Moore Show

What’s your second Favorite?
That Girl

Have you ever attempted or thought about suicide?
Of course.

How far did you get?
Uprooted….with my car…..a very small, sad, little sapling that the road crew had just planted along a road. I tried to crash my car into it. I caught it in my bumper and I drug it home.

Tell us about what’s under your pants boxers, briefs, commando, or those girly things? (just in case you’re a girl)
Boxer Briefs. The only thing I can stand.

Have you ever seen a live hockey game?
No. Although I have slept with 2 pro-hockey players. (The NY Rangers)

Did you understand it?
I understood the sex we had, but not the game they play.

Have you ever done any drugs?
Yes.

And if your feeling really open which ones?
Everything but shooting up, but I stopped everything 20 years ago, so I have no experience with the new “designer” drugs.

What’s your favorite?
Beer. I know, that’s lame.

Do you masturbate?
Only when I’m awake.
When was the last time?

2 minutes ago. But I’m starting over now.

Any details or insights on technique you can share?
Being vocal at the right moment enhances the rush.

Do you have any tattoos and or piercings?
No

Do you have any pets?
Yes

What kind how old, you know the entire proud parent shit?
Yes. Felix, a mixed Chihuahua/miniature Italian Greyhound.

What is your waist size?
30

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
A guy I was in college with. His name was Carroll. Yes, a girly name, but my oh my.

What is your emotional scar?
What scarred me was not getting to touch it

What is your favorite type of: Soda, Beer, Mixed drink, Candy, Vegetable?
Diet Cream Soda, Don’t drink, but in the old day’s Coors, Don’t drink but in the old days, Scotch and Water, That guy in college. Corn on the cob

Do you like milk?
Yes. More often, vanilla flavored soy milk

How about chocolate milk?
Geez, not in ages. Although I do put Hershey’s chocolate syrup in my milkshakes (which, by the way, brings the boys to the yard.)

How do you make you chocolate milk from powder, or from the squeeze stuff, or how do you make it?
Squeeze stuff.

What about Strawberry milk?
God no. That’s so Tammy.

What’s your favorite color?

It changes. Right now, Tiffany Blue.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal? Details what was he and some a cute story about him/her/it.

I had a talking Bugs Bunny. I eventually operated on him to see what made him tick. He was never the same.