This is the second of the phatdoggy interviews.  I was in hopes of doing one a week, or one a month, well perhaps one a quarter.  In all honesty I sent this to gid months again she quickly completed it and returned.  It then got lost among an array of porn and half completed idea, know as my hard drive.  I do apologize for this taking so long to get published.

How old are you?
24

What is your sign?
virgo (oh, that’s why i’m so anal - blame it on the stars and stuff)

What’s your occupation?
professional bitch

Do you believe in god?
still not sure

when was the last time you had sex?
1-3 years ago (is it strange that it’s been so long, i’m not even sure anymore?)

at what age did you lose your virginity?
21 (not a lot of play time, if you do the math)

what is your favorite TV show?
that one about that guy that you know

have you ever attempted/thought about suicide?
of course

how far did you get and how?
do i have to tell you?

boxer or briefs ?
you know, they have those new cutesy boxer-briefs for girls now; they’re surprisingly uncomfortable. I think it’s just bc there’s more cloth to ride up your ass crack now

do you smoke?
yes

what age did you start ?
20? (late bloomer all around)

have you ever seen a live hockey game ?
does street hockey in kanadia count?

ever done any drugs ?
yes

do you masturbate when was the last time ?
Yes, Yes

do you have an tattoos ?
not yet

any piercing ?
yes

any pets ?
Yes

what is your waist size ?
32-34, depending

who has the biggest penis you have seen ?
nick d’

what is your emotional scar?
getting attacked by a giant hot pink teddy bear that came to life every time my mom left the room until i was 5. to this day, i have him tied up and in a box at the back of a closet in my parents’ house as punishment. if you punkasses ever come to dc, i’ll show you; maybe i’ll even let you free him.

favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
ginger ale, yuengling, vodka tonic

do you like milk ?
sometimes

favorite color?
grey

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal ?
didn’t name ‘em but that hot pink one called himself god. that bitch.