Ben is the first, in what I hope will be a series of interviews from friends and coworkers. 

How old are you?
210 doggy years

What is your sign?
Taurus

What’s your occupation?
Designer/Rodeo Rider

Do you believe in god?
Yep.

when was the last time you had sex?
10 Days Ago (updated 2004)

Did you pay for it?
Emotionally yea (updated 2004)

at what age did you loose your virginity?
126 doggy years

what is your favorite TV show?
Simpsons

ever attempted/ thought about suicide?
who hasn’t.

how far did you get and how?
you assume to much.

boxer or briefs?
those kind that are a cross between the two.

have you ever seen a live hockey game?
yep.

ever done any drugs?
depends on what you consider “drugs”

do you masturbate when was the last time?
a few minutes ago.

do you have an tattoos? any piercing? any pets?
nope.

what is your waist size?
35

who has the biggest penis you have seen?
I always had horses when I was young. After you see one of their tools nothing else compares. I guess Ranger had the biggest. Or maybe Scott Hoosier. He’s pretty big.

what is your emotional scar?
Seeing Ranger’s wang.

favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
Dr Pepper, none, Vodka and ice.

do you like milk?
take it or leave it.

favorite color?
black.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
only girls and fags named their stuffed animals.