1. Do I have enough necessary medication to survive the holiday? xanaz (check)  ambient (check)  15 airplane bottles of Vodka (check)  and so on…
2. Have I downloaded the appropriate amounts of music,  porn and movies to fill the time between 8pm and 5am when the children are in bed and no-one can talk
3. Can I possibly survive on dialup for 36 hours (if no then reconsider question 1)
4. Is my cover story “why I can’t come back for Christmas this year” detailed enough?  and have I rehearsed to the point of believing it myself?
5. Do I have acceptable underwear on?  (mom is like a laundry ninja sneaking in your room early in the morning looking for cloths she can wash- and if you have ratty underwear it can be embarrassing)

just kidding mom

1. Would you place a blind person into the same holing area with sighted prisoners?
2. Would a blind person be allowed to keep their cane?  Or would it be considered a weapon?
3. What would happen if the person arrested was assisted by a dog?  Would the dog be keep with them?  Or would they go to the pound? (that would be sad)
4. Do blind people gravitate towards a particular type of crime?  Are any real statistics kept on this?
5. Do you arrest more blind people or people pretending to be blind

1. Does peeing in the shower help protect from the spread of athletes foot?  (we will restrain about asking could this be applied to jock itch)
2. While peeing in the shower should you aim for the drain?  Does that somehow make it more hygienic? 
3. Should one wash their hands after peeing in the shower?
4. Do girls pee in the shower or is this exclusively   a guy thing?
5. If it is acceptable to pee in the shower why not the sink?  (could that not be like a home urinal)