these are from a friends phone

Sender to F1:  Were u on time 4 work 2day little girl?

Sender to F1: She said at 130am wanna hanky panky? I said what makes u think that?  Cold all next day

F2 to F1:  Put ur hartz collar on

F1 to F2: Just saw KT in atrium. SHORT

F1 to Sender: Do i have to answer that, Daddy?

F1 to F2:  As it turns out, Apple not releasing iPod touch until 9/28.  Assholes.  May their 1stborn have leprosy