Again not sure the original date is correct.

Where are you located?
In a skycavern at an internet portal deep within the intestinal lining of a soul-sucking, money-taking apparatus whose graven image radiates light on a number of cities in the Eastern United States (place of well-lit trees).

How old are you?
For each human year, I recognize eons of earth time have passed before my soul, to the point now where there has been for me no time, no birth. You do the math.

What is your sign?
Depends on which part of me you ask. The answers could be Melchizidek, tarantula, hierophant, Los, Hermes Trismegistus, Sagittarius, snow leopard, deconstructionist, and so on.

What’s your occupation?
Poet.

Do you believe in god?
Belief implies a lack of experience. I have experienced God but I have not experienced many other things people take for granted: the sky being blue, the earth being still, creatures changing form through random genetic mutation, medicine curing anything, death as a cessation of existence *&*#** There is nothing that is not God, and everyone is an enlightened master. This is not to say that there isn’t a method to get closer to spirit, by getting out of my head, detaching from the material world, and living in love’s eternal moment. The best way of doing this, I’ve discovered, is by forgiving myself first. I’m still working on this, which is the biggest blessing of all. I do not go to Churches because, as Jesus said, they are the tools of the anti-Christ.

So tell us about the last time you had sex?
I made love a few days ago, it was, as usual, heaven--unprotected and effortless.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
About 18 years after I regained it. It was in a college dorm in Towson, Maryland, with a Scorpio from Iran via New Jersey, while another couple was in the same room doing the same thing. I believe the background music was “Don’t You Want Me” by the Human League.

What are you top two TV shows?
Real Time with Bill Maher. Boston Legal is 2nd.

Have you ever attempted or thought about suicide?
No.

Underpants? (boxers, briefs, commando, or those girly things?
Briefs

Have you ever seen a live hockey game?
I’m from Boston. As I understand it, the game is a combination of lacrosse, curling, and rollerball.

Have you ever done any drugs? And if your feeling really open which ones? What’s your favorite?
Yes. In chronological order, aspirin, pepto bismol, Dimetapp, fluoride, marijuana, hashish, hash oil, codeine, mescaline, LSD, speed, cocaine, Tylenol, PCP, Aleve, psilocybin mushrooms, Excedrin (as part of a controlled study), and sodium pentothal. Several of these (marijuana, mushrooms, etc) are not drugs, per se, but are typically categorized as such. I’d say 99% of my drug experiences were with kind buds aka dirt.

Do you masturbate?
Whenever I can. A few days ago. No insights, except that it is the Golden Age of the Dolphin.

Do you have any tattoos and or piercing
No. But I know how to do a Prince Albert.

Do you have any pets?
We just got a 6-month old kitten, feral, from the Humane Society. He’s such a cute gem, but is still very afraid of the world.

What is your waist size?
I have no fucking clue.

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
Torry Holt.

What is your emotional scar?
I am unable to pick just one.

What is your favorite type of: Soda? Beer? Mixed drink? Candy ? and Vegetable ?
A&W Root Beer, Pilsner Urquel, Scotch & Water, Goldenberger’s Peanut Chews, artichoke

Do you like milk?
I like milk; I used to mix Ovaltine with milk in a highball glass, but now on those rare occasions I want chocolate milk, I use the squeeze stuff. The only thought I have about ‘Strawberry milk’ is the Nestle rabbit.

What’s your favorite color?
Deep blue.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
You do have too much time on your hands.