Two Interviews in one week.  Wow.  Enjoy !

Where are you located?
Behind a computer.. One day, it might just become attached.

How old are you?
19

What is your sign?
West-siyeed.

What’s your occupation?
I’d like to say “student"… but if by occupation, you mean, how do I occupy the majority of my time.. it’s, again, my computer.

Do you believe in god?
I believe in me.

So tell us about the last time you had sex?
It was a pitty fuck.  I was the one doing the pittying.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
14.

What are your top two TV shows?
Will and Grace and CSI: Miami.  All my other shoes have gone off the air… or, you know, I just stopped watching TV.

have you ever attempted or thought about suicide?
Well, duh.

Tell us about your Underpants? (boxers, briefs, commando, or those girly things?)
Boxers.  When I wear anything.  =)

Have you ever seen a live hockey game?
Yep!

Have you ever done any drugs?
Does caffeine count?

Do you have any favorites?
Uh, Caffeine!

Do you masturbate?
I’m 19!  And male! (Read: yes)

Do you have any tattoos and or piercing
Nipples and cartilege.

Do you have any pets?
One dog.  And one sister.

What is your waist size?
I measure in at 26 or 27 inches.. but I typically wear 30”.

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
9 inches.

What is your emotional scar?
Posh.  Why bother?

What is your favorite type of: Soda?
Mello Yello

Beer?
Don’t drink.

Mixed drink?
Nope.

Candy ?
Skittles.

Vegetable ?
Broccoli.

Do you like milk?
Yes.

What’s your favorite color?
Blue.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
Trotzy