- Do I have enough necessary medication to survive the holiday? xanaz (check) ambient (check) 15 airplane bottles of Vodka (check) and so on…
- Have I downloaded the appropriate amounts of music, porn and movies to fill the time between 8pm and 5am when the children are in bed and no-one can talk
- Can I possibly survive on dialup for 36 hours (if no then reconsider question 1)
- Is my cover story “why I can’t come back for Christmas this year” detailed enough? and have I rehearsed to the point of believing it myself?
- Do I have acceptable underwear on? (mom is like a laundry ninja sneaking in your room early in the morning looking for cloths she can wash- and if you have ratty underwear it can be embarrassing)
just kidding mom
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Nov 21 2008
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> double whatever you planned, holidays are hell.
> Make sure you have good headphones…. those damn ear buds hurt after 30 minutes.
> may be worth a data plan with the phone… dial up… scarier than than a vice president with a loaded shotgun.
> be sure to include scary job market and cant take time off
> mess with her… bring something lacey or a thong.