- If you dress in drag are you obligated to shave your facial hair? (we all know the answer to this one)
- Should the use of underwear just be summarily suspended for Halloween to avoid the awkward possibility of unwanted costume malfunctions (for example panty lines)
- Should one remove his/her make for the purpose of French kissing strangers?
- Is Halloween makeup oil or water based? Would it be condom safe?
- If you use a bong as a costume prop can you still be arrested?
5 questions about Halloween costumes
31 Oct 2008 at 03:15 PM
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Oct 31 2008
Posted by Justin
I’m really enjoying these. :-D
Oct 31 2008
Posted by Scott
Thanks - please feel free to make suggestions for write you own !!
Oct 31 2008
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Ok.. I’m REALLY liking the five questions format.
Answers:
1. YES. All body hair. For the love.
2. Yes, but only if they’re not needed to enhance the costume. Leopard print VS bra is a must-have, for example, if you’re dressing as a ‘Lady of the Evening’, aka ‘Gettin Yer Skank On’.
3. No. Leave the mask on. It’s kinkier that way.
4. Where is it made? It could be Melamine based. In which case, probably best to keep it away from your condoms and dams.
5. You may be not only arrested, but chased down, frisked, roughed-up, handcuffed and otherwise restrained. Yeah. Um, what was the question again?