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Post for Friday October 31 2008

5 questions about Halloween costumes

  1. If you dress in drag are you obligated to shave your facial hair? (we all know the answer to this one)
  2. Should the use of underwear just be summarily suspended for Halloween to avoid the awkward possibility of unwanted costume malfunctions (for example panty lines)
  3. Should one remove his/her make for the purpose of French kissing strangers?
  4. Is Halloween makeup oil or water based?  Would it be condom safe?
  5. If you use a bong as a costume prop can you still be arrested?
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Post for Thursday October 30 2008

5 questions to the board of elections

  1. Can I un-register to vote after the election to avoid getting called for jury duty?
  2. Why not have express lines for us/those wish to vote straight ticket?
  3. Why can’t we vote in bars, seems like one of those things that beer would help.  How about in church - drink/prey I mean pray, and voting? (goes together like peanut butter and jelly)
  4. Have you ever considered clothing optional polling places?  To encourage participation – oh wait that could have a down side.
  5. Would you ever consider having a Justice of the Peace on hand to perform gay marriages just in case voters spontaneous vote that in?
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Post for Tuesday October 28 2008

5 Questions for Charlotte Transportation Authority:  What happens when someone gets hit by a bus?

  1. After a bus hits and kills someone is the bus retired? 
  2. Do you keep records on which bus has been involved in a fatality?  Has a single bus killed multiple times? 
  3. How would the average rider know if he or she is riding on a killer bus? 
  4. Would you provide counseling for passengers on the bus when someone was killed? 
  5. How many people are hit by a bus each year in Charlotte?
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