This was the first time the phatdoggy interview was conducted in person.  Normally I just send out the questions and allow everyone to type up their responses.  So while drinking beer in the late afternoon we did the first live interview.  The questions are in different order, we added a few and have a few follow ups.

So thanks Drew and here is the interview best I can tell from my drunken scribbles. 

Age
27

Milk
Sometimes

Chocolate Milk
oh yea

Strawberry Milk
Not so much

Virginity
17 on birthday on the parents floor Turned up the TV

Was it safe
Oh yea and painful she sat on it bent it double.

Masturbation
Constantly

Last time
2 days ago

Color
Used to be forest green

Stuffed Animal
Stuffed rabbit no idea of name

Beer
St Pete

Mixed Drink
Vodka cranberry or gin and cranberry

Soda
Dr. Peopper

Vegitable-
Squash

Yellow or Green ?
wouldn’t green be zucanie

Grew up
Portland NY 650 miles from NYC

Occupation
Video Producer

Biggest Penis
John McGurit .. Showed me his prince Albert

Spam or Not Span
Not so much - In the past

Which causes you more stress forgetting your cell phone or having your cell phone ?
--- I like to forget my cell phone.

Cat’s or Dog
Dog

More than 4 relationships?
Yea

 Two Interviews in one week.  Wow.  Enjoy !

Where are you located?
Behind a computer.. One day, it might just become attached.

How old are you?
19

What is your sign?
West-siyeed.

What’s your occupation?
I’d like to say “student"… but if by occupation, you mean, how do I occupy the majority of my time.. it’s, again, my computer.

Do you believe in god?
I believe in me.

So tell us about the last time you had sex?
It was a pitty fuck.  I was the one doing the pittying.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
14.

What are your top two TV shows?
Will and Grace and CSI: Miami.  All my other shoes have gone off the air… or, you know, I just stopped watching TV.

have you ever attempted or thought about suicide?
Well, duh.

Tell us about your Underpants? (boxers, briefs, commando, or those girly things?)
Boxers.  When I wear anything.  =)

Have you ever seen a live hockey game?
Yep!

Have you ever done any drugs?
Does caffeine count?

Do you have any favorites?
Uh, Caffeine!

Do you masturbate?
I’m 19!  And male! (Read: yes)

Do you have any tattoos and or piercing
Nipples and cartilege.

Do you have any pets?
One dog.  And one sister.

What is your waist size?
I measure in at 26 or 27 inches.. but I typically wear 30”.

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
9 inches.

What is your emotional scar?
Posh.  Why bother?

What is your favorite type of: Soda?
Mello Yello

Beer?
Don’t drink.

Mixed drink?
Nope.

Candy ?
Skittles.

Vegetable ?
Broccoli.

Do you like milk?
Yes.

What’s your favorite color?
Blue.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
Trotzy