Phatdoggy

where is phat doggy

13 Dec 2009

I have installed ExpressionEngine 2 and I’m working on this when I get a chance.  So it’s going to take some time before I get everything work out.  But I will try and get a comment form and some type of design in first.

5 questions you ask yourself when you wake up from a night out and don’t remember how you got to bed

25 Mar 2009

Questions provided by Heather. 

1. I’m home?
2. How did I get here?
3. Where are my clothes?  Sometimes followed closely by Who is that? or Am I alone?
4. Where is my car?
5. What happened after I said, “Just one more…”?

5 questions you should ask yourself before shaving your nuts

02 Feb 2009

ok mom stop reading now

1. Do I have fresh razor blades ouch – nicks
2. Is there someone in my circle of friends I can show this off to without getting de-friended on facebook … again
3. Could this lead to razor stubble and I prepared for that
4. Can I make it through a work day without scratching
5. Am I prepared for the possible name calling and scorn from the other half if I fuck this up

5 basic hygiene questions

02 Feb 2009

Brief

This is for you Ms. Ellen

1. Would group showers be helpful to the environment?
2. If you use one of those 24 hour deodorant does this mean you can skip a day assuming you also alternate showering?
3. Can q-tips be washed and re-used?  (we won’t even go to the next level on this question)?
4. Where should one dispose of nail clippings?
5. Can dish rags and wash cloths be interchanged?