Again not sure the original date is correct.

Where are you located?
In a skycavern at an internet portal deep within the intestinal lining of a soul-sucking, money-taking apparatus whose graven image radiates light on a number of cities in the Eastern United States (place of well-lit trees).

How old are you?
For each human year, I recognize eons of earth time have passed before my soul, to the point now where there has been for me no time, no birth. You do the math.

What is your sign?
Depends on which part of me you ask. The answers could be Melchizidek, tarantula, hierophant, Los, Hermes Trismegistus, Sagittarius, snow leopard, deconstructionist, and so on.

What’s your occupation?
Poet.

Do you believe in god?
Belief implies a lack of experience. I have experienced God but I have not experienced many other things people take for granted: the sky being blue, the earth being still, creatures changing form through random genetic mutation, medicine curing anything, death as a cessation of existence *&*#** There is nothing that is not God, and everyone is an enlightened master. This is not to say that there isn’t a method to get closer to spirit, by getting out of my head, detaching from the material world, and living in love’s eternal moment. The best way of doing this, I’ve discovered, is by forgiving myself first. I’m still working on this, which is the biggest blessing of all. I do not go to Churches because, as Jesus said, they are the tools of the anti-Christ.

So tell us about the last time you had sex?
I made love a few days ago, it was, as usual, heaven--unprotected and effortless.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
About 18 years after I regained it. It was in a college dorm in Towson, Maryland, with a Scorpio from Iran via New Jersey, while another couple was in the same room doing the same thing. I believe the background music was “Don’t You Want Me” by the Human League.

What are you top two TV shows?
Real Time with Bill Maher. Boston Legal is 2nd.

Have you ever attempted or thought about suicide?
No.

Underpants? (boxers, briefs, commando, or those girly things?
Briefs

Have you ever seen a live hockey game?
I’m from Boston. As I understand it, the game is a combination of lacrosse, curling, and rollerball.

Have you ever done any drugs? And if your feeling really open which ones? What’s your favorite?
Yes. In chronological order, aspirin, pepto bismol, Dimetapp, fluoride, marijuana, hashish, hash oil, codeine, mescaline, LSD, speed, cocaine, Tylenol, PCP, Aleve, psilocybin mushrooms, Excedrin (as part of a controlled study), and sodium pentothal. Several of these (marijuana, mushrooms, etc) are not drugs, per se, but are typically categorized as such. I’d say 99% of my drug experiences were with kind buds aka dirt.

Do you masturbate?
Whenever I can. A few days ago. No insights, except that it is the Golden Age of the Dolphin.

Do you have any tattoos and or piercing
No. But I know how to do a Prince Albert.

Do you have any pets?
We just got a 6-month old kitten, feral, from the Humane Society. He’s such a cute gem, but is still very afraid of the world.

What is your waist size?
I have no fucking clue.

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
Torry Holt.

What is your emotional scar?
I am unable to pick just one.

What is your favorite type of: Soda? Beer? Mixed drink? Candy ? and Vegetable ?
A&W Root Beer, Pilsner Urquel, Scotch & Water, Goldenberger’s Peanut Chews, artichoke

Do you like milk?
I like milk; I used to mix Ovaltine with milk in a highball glass, but now on those rare occasions I want chocolate milk, I use the squeeze stuff. The only thought I have about ‘Strawberry milk’ is the Nestle rabbit.

What’s your favorite color?
Deep blue.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
You do have too much time on your hands.

I’m not sur this is the original date.  But Thanks again John, where ever you are !

How old are you?
45

What is your sign?
Cancer

What’s your occupation?
Writer and Painter. See: http://www.johnmlucas.com

Do you believe in god?
I guess. Sometimes. When I need to. God, I don’t know.

Which god or flavor of god (if any)
Not sure, but I do know it’s not the one I grew up with at First Baptist Church. Well, actually, it was not that the god was bad, it was

Do you go to church?
No

Why?
Out of the habit. Used to. Now I have coffee and read the NYTimes on Sunday.

When was the last time you had sex?
With someone else? 2 months ago. By myself. right now.

Was it safe sex?
ALWAYS

How was it?
Well done.

Was it god, worth the effort?
god. But worth the effort. For all three of us.

At what age did you loose your virginity?
16

Can you give us any details?
I was high. She was too high.

What is your favorite TV show?
The Mary Tyler Moore Show

What’s your second Favorite?
That Girl

Have you ever attempted or thought about suicide?
Of course.

How far did you get?
Uprooted….with my car…..a very small, sad, little sapling that the road crew had just planted along a road. I tried to crash my car into it. I caught it in my bumper and I drug it home.

Tell us about what’s under your pants boxers, briefs, commando, or those girly things? (just in case you’re a girl)
Boxer Briefs. The only thing I can stand.

Have you ever seen a live hockey game?
No. Although I have slept with 2 pro-hockey players. (The NY Rangers)

Did you understand it?
I understood the sex we had, but not the game they play.

Have you ever done any drugs?
Yes.

And if your feeling really open which ones?
Everything but shooting up, but I stopped everything 20 years ago, so I have no experience with the new “designer” drugs.

What’s your favorite?
Beer. I know, that’s lame.

Do you masturbate?
Only when I’m awake.
When was the last time?

2 minutes ago. But I’m starting over now.

Any details or insights on technique you can share?
Being vocal at the right moment enhances the rush.

Do you have any tattoos and or piercings?
No

Do you have any pets?
Yes

What kind how old, you know the entire proud parent shit?
Yes. Felix, a mixed Chihuahua/miniature Italian Greyhound.

What is your waist size?
30

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
A guy I was in college with. His name was Carroll. Yes, a girly name, but my oh my.

What is your emotional scar?
What scarred me was not getting to touch it

What is your favorite type of: Soda, Beer, Mixed drink, Candy, Vegetable?
Diet Cream Soda, Don’t drink, but in the old day’s Coors, Don’t drink but in the old days, Scotch and Water, That guy in college. Corn on the cob

Do you like milk?
Yes. More often, vanilla flavored soy milk

How about chocolate milk?
Geez, not in ages. Although I do put Hershey’s chocolate syrup in my milkshakes (which, by the way, brings the boys to the yard.)

How do you make you chocolate milk from powder, or from the squeeze stuff, or how do you make it?
Squeeze stuff.

What about Strawberry milk?
God no. That’s so Tammy.

What’s your favorite color?

It changes. Right now, Tiffany Blue.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal? Details what was he and some a cute story about him/her/it.

I had a talking Bugs Bunny. I eventually operated on him to see what made him tick. He was never the same.

Ash is the 3rd in the phatdoggy interviews.  You can check out his site http://www.wolfiesdomain.com

How old are you?
224 doggy years

What is your sign?
Sagittarius

What’s your occupation?
System Administrator/Web Designer

Do you believe in god?
Yes

When was the last time you had sex?
21 doggy days

at what age did you loose your virginity?
168 doggy years

What is your favorite TV show?
I have to pick one? How about Adult Swim on Cartoon Network?

have you ever attempted/ thought about suicide?
Does it count when you are contemplating it for other people?

how far did you get and how?
That would be telling.

boxer or briefs?
Boxerbriefs of course.

do you smoke?
No

Have you ever?
No, unless you count having someone try to set your hair on fire.

have you ever seen a live hockey game?
Well I went to a fight once, but a hockey game broke out.

ever done any drugs?
Does inhaling deeply while walking through the dormitory halls count?

do you masturbate when was the last time?
Last night.

do you have an tattoos?
No

Any piercing?
An earring

Any pets?
A Doggy, a Ferret, and 2 fish.

what is your waist size?
36

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
It was in a movie¦it was bigger than a babies arm.

What is your emotional scar?
I don’t really consider myself scarred yet.

Favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
Coca Cola, Yuck, Fuzzy Navel

do you like milk?
MMmmm¦Milk, it does a body good.

favorite color?
I think its hunter green this year

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
Winnie the Pooh of course

 This is the second of the phatdoggy interviews.  I was in hopes of doing one a week, or one a month, well perhaps one a quarter.  In all honesty I sent this to gid months again she quickly completed it and returned.  It then got lost among an array of porn and half completed idea, know as my hard drive.  I do apologize for this taking so long to get published.

How old are you?
24

What is your sign?
virgo (oh, that’s why i’m so anal - blame it on the stars and stuff)

What’s your occupation?
professional bitch

Do you believe in god?
still not sure

when was the last time you had sex?
1-3 years ago (is it strange that it’s been so long, i’m not even sure anymore?)

at what age did you lose your virginity?
21 (not a lot of play time, if you do the math)

what is your favorite TV show?
that one about that guy that you know

have you ever attempted/thought about suicide?
of course

how far did you get and how?
do i have to tell you?

boxer or briefs ?
you know, they have those new cutesy boxer-briefs for girls now; they’re surprisingly uncomfortable. I think it’s just bc there’s more cloth to ride up your ass crack now

do you smoke?
yes

what age did you start ?
20? (late bloomer all around)

have you ever seen a live hockey game ?
does street hockey in kanadia count?

ever done any drugs ?
yes

do you masturbate when was the last time ?
Yes, Yes

do you have an tattoos ?
not yet

any piercing ?
yes

any pets ?
Yes

what is your waist size ?
32-34, depending

who has the biggest penis you have seen ?
nick d’

what is your emotional scar?
getting attacked by a giant hot pink teddy bear that came to life every time my mom left the room until i was 5. to this day, i have him tied up and in a box at the back of a closet in my parents’ house as punishment. if you punkasses ever come to dc, i’ll show you; maybe i’ll even let you free him.

favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
ginger ale, yuengling, vodka tonic

do you like milk ?
sometimes

favorite color?
grey

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal ?
didn’t name ‘em but that hot pink one called himself god. that bitch. 

 Ben is the first, in what I hope will be a series of interviews from friends and coworkers. 

How old are you?
210 doggy years

What is your sign?
Taurus

What’s your occupation?
Designer/Rodeo Rider

Do you believe in god?
Yep.

when was the last time you had sex?
10 Days Ago (updated 2004)

Did you pay for it?
Emotionally yea (updated 2004)

at what age did you loose your virginity?
126 doggy years

what is your favorite TV show?
Simpsons

ever attempted/ thought about suicide?
who hasn’t.

how far did you get and how?
you assume to much.

boxer or briefs?
those kind that are a cross between the two.

have you ever seen a live hockey game?
yep.

ever done any drugs?
depends on what you consider “drugs”

do you masturbate when was the last time?
a few minutes ago.

do you have an tattoos? any piercing? any pets?
nope.

what is your waist size?
35

who has the biggest penis you have seen?
I always had horses when I was young. After you see one of their tools nothing else compares. I guess Ranger had the biggest. Or maybe Scott Hoosier. He’s pretty big.

what is your emotional scar?
Seeing Ranger’s wang.

favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
Dr Pepper, none, Vodka and ice.

do you like milk?
take it or leave it.

favorite color?
black.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
only girls and fags named their stuffed animals.