5 questions you should ask yourself before shaving your nuts

02 Feb 2009

ok mom stop reading now

1. Do I have fresh razor blades ouch – nicks
2. Is there someone in my circle of friends I can show this off to without getting de-friended on facebook … again
3. Could this lead to razor stubble and I prepared for that
4. Can I make it through a work day without scratching
5. Am I prepared for the possible name calling and scorn from the other half if I fuck this up