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why I love the bus

My little sister is in the process of selling and buying a new house.  I think I’m going to go and visit and the end of the month and help out.  The new house sounds super.  She lives in Charlottesville, VA and it seems as rural of a place, as my parent’s home.  I think I have spent so much here in Charlotte that it has become small.  So it strikes my funny when Kim (my sister) is talking about not having cable or DSL.  I think I have become spoiled.

I joke that I have a 4 mile radius around my house and I don’t venture out of that circle.  That is true for the most part.  A trip to Pineville, or the university area is rare and I find the traffic frustrating. 

I don’t much like to drive, and would rather take the bus for the most part.  Driving is convent, and with the weather we have been having it makes it difficult to want to take the bus or walk.  The purchase of an umbrella might make it more palatable.  But this is where our story begins.

Last Friday, we had some serious storms.  I stood on the steps of the Y and watched the sky go from summer blue (99CCFF) to an angry grey 999999). I ended up walking home in the rain this day.

This was by choice of time and stubbornness.  I could have taken the 19 bus which has a covered shelter directly across the street from the Y back to the downtown station and then transferred to the 6 which stops directly across from my house.  I would have been home in 45 min to an hour safe sound and equally important—dry. 

But I chose to walk which takes about 20 min.  The rain had slacked off the sky didn’t look all that bad, so I a set off down Morehead street heading for home.  By the time I had reached the intersection of Ekulid and Morehead about a block and a half, I was in the middle of a down pour.  The number 19 bus had passed on the opposite side of the street during the heaviest of the rain, heading toward both the covered shelter, and downtown.  I retrieved my phone from my pocked to check the time, a little past seven, the hopes of catching the Number 18 which intersected Morehead about a block and half further down my course danced in my head.  I picked up my pace knowing the 18 left downtown right at 7 or so but was always a few minuets behind I felt confident in the matter of a few 1000 feet and 2 min I would at the very least be out of the rain and heading toward my nice dry house. 

My Sketchers squeaked and farted, expelling water with ever step while simultaneously it felt as if my socks were absorbing water like what I would imagine a roll of paper towels in a pool.  But not of this mattered I would soon be on a nice try bus, public transportation, the lowest from of transportation know the general charlotte public.  As I approached the intersection all hopes were dashed as the 18 pushed through the yellow light, past the stop and out of site.

In this instant two things became clear, one I couldn’t possibly get any wetter, the only dry place on my body was the area of my t-shirt protected by my backpack, and that was my last chance (short of catching a cab, calling someone both unaccepted options) for a ride home.

Well at very least I did it on my own and my pride and anonymity were in tack. 

I quickly realized that I would not be able to short cut via the green way the water has raised so quickly that it has covered the bridges and sidewalks.  So East Blvd here I come.  rnI cut several blocks off by cutting across some back parking lots and taking a much more direct course than any city bus could have ever hoped to take.  I emerged on East Blvd no more than a half mile from home, soaked discouraged, but feeling a little bit of pride.

To my knowledge no one who knew me has spotted me, no explanations so to why I was walking in down pour on a late Friday afternoon.  No rationalization for my bad judgment, or why didn’t you just drive or take the bus I was home free. 

I was approaching Freedom Park, when I hear the honk of a horn.  I look up and someone I know, I know but I can’t figure out who is, is waving and speeding by.  I had been spotted.  Then another car speeds by, apparently aiming for the puddle and covering me with a fresh drenching.  This however had to happen because the rain had stopped about 5 minuets earlier.  The now familiar perfume taste of the hair gel I use mixed with rain water once again ran across my face.  As I wipe the water from my eyes, only to spot a lady from work.  Not one of those close friends who I could tell my story on Monday and it would be funny.  But one of those proper types who does’t really know you but knows people you know.  I feel confident that this will be a one line comment made in some tangent conversation
“Oh I saw him walking in the rain the other day didn’t even have an umbrella”

Wet, tired, cold if its possible to be cold when its 80 out, embarrassed, I crossed made the last turn to home.  I felt confident that I would walk up to the house and it would be smoldering or some unimaginable fait.  But ‘m home and I can change cloths, and everything will be ok.  I start to cross over Kings Drive, I look left step back 2 steps and receive one last splash, from the number 6 bus, that I had elected not to take

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Interview with Ash

Ash is the 3rd in the phatdoggy interviews.  You can check out his site http://www.wolfiesdomain.com

How old are you?
224 doggy years

What is your sign?
Sagittarius

What’s your occupation?
System Administrator/Web Designer

Do you believe in god?
Yes

When was the last time you had sex?
21 doggy days

at what age did you loose your virginity?
168 doggy years

What is your favorite TV show?
I have to pick one? How about Adult Swim on Cartoon Network?

have you ever attempted/ thought about suicide?
Does it count when you are contemplating it for other people?

how far did you get and how?
That would be telling.

boxer or briefs?
Boxerbriefs of course.

do you smoke?
No

Have you ever?
No, unless you count having someone try to set your hair on fire.

have you ever seen a live hockey game?
Well I went to a fight once, but a hockey game broke out.

ever done any drugs?
Does inhaling deeply while walking through the dormitory halls count?

do you masturbate when was the last time?
Last night.

do you have an tattoos?
No

Any piercing?
An earring

Any pets?
A Doggy, a Ferret, and 2 fish.

what is your waist size?
36

Who has the biggest penis you have seen?
It was in a movie¦it was bigger than a babies arm.

What is your emotional scar?
I don’t really consider myself scarred yet.

Favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
Coca Cola, Yuck, Fuzzy Navel

do you like milk?
MMmmm¦Milk, it does a body good.

favorite color?
I think its hunter green this year

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
Winnie the Pooh of course

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Interview with GID

 This is the second of the phatdoggy interviews.  I was in hopes of doing one a week, or one a month, well perhaps one a quarter.  In all honesty I sent this to gid months again she quickly completed it and returned.  It then got lost among an array of porn and half completed idea, know as my hard drive.  I do apologize for this taking so long to get published.

How old are you?
24

What is your sign?
virgo (oh, that’s why i’m so anal - blame it on the stars and stuff)

What’s your occupation?
professional bitch

Do you believe in god?
still not sure

when was the last time you had sex?
1-3 years ago (is it strange that it’s been so long, i’m not even sure anymore?)

at what age did you lose your virginity?
21 (not a lot of play time, if you do the math)

what is your favorite TV show?
that one about that guy that you know

have you ever attempted/thought about suicide?
of course

how far did you get and how?
do i have to tell you?

boxer or briefs ?
you know, they have those new cutesy boxer-briefs for girls now; they’re surprisingly uncomfortable. I think it’s just bc there’s more cloth to ride up your ass crack now

do you smoke?
yes

what age did you start ?
20? (late bloomer all around)

have you ever seen a live hockey game ?
does street hockey in kanadia count?

ever done any drugs ?
yes

do you masturbate when was the last time ?
Yes, Yes

do you have an tattoos ?
not yet

any piercing ?
yes

any pets ?
Yes

what is your waist size ?
32-34, depending

who has the biggest penis you have seen ?
nick d’

what is your emotional scar?
getting attacked by a giant hot pink teddy bear that came to life every time my mom left the room until i was 5. to this day, i have him tied up and in a box at the back of a closet in my parents’ house as punishment. if you punkasses ever come to dc, i’ll show you; maybe i’ll even let you free him.

favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
ginger ale, yuengling, vodka tonic

do you like milk ?
sometimes

favorite color?
grey

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal ?
didn’t name ‘em but that hot pink one called himself god. that bitch. 

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Interview with Ben

 Ben is the first, in what I hope will be a series of interviews from friends and coworkers. 

How old are you?
210 doggy years

What is your sign?
Taurus

What’s your occupation?
Designer/Rodeo Rider

Do you believe in god?
Yep.

when was the last time you had sex?
10 Days Ago (updated 2004)

Did you pay for it?
Emotionally yea (updated 2004)

at what age did you loose your virginity?
126 doggy years

what is your favorite TV show?
Simpsons

ever attempted/ thought about suicide?
who hasn’t.

how far did you get and how?
you assume to much.

boxer or briefs?
those kind that are a cross between the two.

have you ever seen a live hockey game?
yep.

ever done any drugs?
depends on what you consider “drugs”

do you masturbate when was the last time?
a few minutes ago.

do you have an tattoos? any piercing? any pets?
nope.

what is your waist size?
35

who has the biggest penis you have seen?
I always had horses when I was young. After you see one of their tools nothing else compares. I guess Ranger had the biggest. Or maybe Scott Hoosier. He’s pretty big.

what is your emotional scar?
Seeing Ranger’s wang.

favorite soda, beer, mixed drink?
Dr Pepper, none, Vodka and ice.

do you like milk?
take it or leave it.

favorite color?
black.

What was/is the name of your childhood stuffed animal?
only girls and fags named their stuffed animals. 

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